I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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