If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Randomize
