OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
