69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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