I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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