I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
there was a trapeze. enough said
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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