He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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