I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
