is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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