do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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