That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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