Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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