im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Bring me that man meat
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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