HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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