i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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