oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I think your dad took our porno
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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