thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
either way he was missing a nipple.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Just puked most of my soul out..
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