you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I think people are normalizing furries
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