He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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