we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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