I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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