dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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