how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
