I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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