I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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