i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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