she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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