if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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