We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
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