So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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