Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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