She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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