Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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