if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Come share oat with me in your robe
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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