it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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