its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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