please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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