Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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