Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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