threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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