the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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