It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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