quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
