Did you just see the Batmobile???
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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