Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
My dick has a subreddit
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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