i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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