Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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