Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
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