A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Randomize
