don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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