I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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