wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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