So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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