turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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